 | Olivia Bannerman > Lady Gaga https://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/pages/Gagas-Little-Monsters/116731351754795 |  | Nemi Derefaka > Lady Gaga hi guys en gurlz Ơ̴̴̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴̴͡ add ♍ε̲̣ up if U̶̲̥̅̊r fun Ω̴̩̩̩̥ love musik..21E9A736 |  | Axl Greatt' Corro > Lady Gaga http://www.mtvla.com/noticias/las-mejores-canciones-de-2011/ | Jul 11, 1:56 PM |
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|  | Marc Canyon > Lady Gaga Release release at> http://www.youtube.com/user/populationmusic |  | Taylor Swift SUCKS! > Lady Gaga http://www.facebook.com/pages/Taylor-Swift-SUCKS/139658442780439?%2F | Taylor Swift SUCKS! Hi, I'm Taylor. Sadly ... I've been alive for 21 years now, and I finally have my own Whores Den in L.A.. I'm very excited about this, because now I can pick up all the celebrity Goobers I can Gobble without having to chase them all over the world and I can take them right to my pad and get my groove on for more song inspirations. Generally I'm excited by anything that falls into the "Sex" or "Humping and Sucking" categories. I learned to play guitar when I was twelve from this guy named Ronnie who came over to fix my parents' computer.... and In exchange they made me give him a blow job and thats what inspired me to write my very first song. It was then Mommy and Daddy realized I had a REAL talent and was going to make them lots of money! I really love penises. But that's probably because I'm always wet and horney. I LOVE Nashville. That's where I live and work when I'm not working the streets of Hollywood, and I'm lucky enough to be there. I love the town so much, I sometimes feel like I should just roll the windows down in my car (nicknamed the Toyoathroat. Because it's a Toyota and I love to Deep throat guys sitting in the passenger seat) and scream "I LOVE THIS TOWN, WHO WANTS TO DO ME TONIGHT??" loudly out the windows. That wouldn't be weird, right? Every time I try and wink at someone, I mess it up and end up scaring people because of my hideous mutant eyes. My lucky number always has been and always will be 13. It pops up in front of me in the most obvious and undeniable ways, but only when something good is about to happen... like I'm about to get laid for the thirteenth time in one day or the rare occassion when I happen to come accross a 13 inch PENIS!!!! I'm a Sagittarius. I think that means I'm always looking for something or "somebody" new because just one Dick is never enough to satisfy me ... I like to sample them ALL. It also means I have a Sex-themed birthday party every year complete with a penis-shaped birthday cake! I love bright colored Dildos and things that make reality seem more whimsical than it is. I have a collection of Dildos,Vibrators and other neato sex toys ....and I love them all the same. I over-think and over-plan and get over-anxious for the next hunk of manmeat deep in side me. I've been like this since I was a baby, before I was gigantically tall and over-sexxed. These days, I've been trying to classify my thoughts into two categories: "Things that can get me off" and "Things that can't." It seems to help me sort through what things to pay attention to in life .... and what things are just insignificant to me. But there I go again, over-planning and over-organizing my over-sexxed routine! I write songs about my adventures and misadventures, most of which concern Sex. Sex is a tricky business. But if it wasn't ... I wouldn't be so enthralled with it and I sure wouldn't be so rich. Lately I've come to a wonderful realization that makes me even more fascinated by it: I have no idea what I'm doing when it comes to sex. This must be the case because guys never stick around very long after they finishing banging my boney ass. There's no pattern to it, except that it happens all the time. I can't plan for it. But I can always predict how it'll end up.... Because it always ends up the same way ... I'm left walking the streets again looking for a new guy to satsify my hungry vagina and it's frustrating and it's tragic and it's beautifully predictable. And even though there's no way to feel like I'm an expert at it, it's worth writing more lust-filled songs about -- more than anything else I've ever experienced in my pathetic life and I just take it as it cums (he he ... i said "cums"). I've apparently been the victim of prostitution, by my parents, my manager, my record label and my degenerate fans, which was bound to happen at one point or another. It's been going on for quite some time now, without me knowing it. I've found that prostitution can mean a lot of things. For me, it doesn't mean I should become some complete fool, making others rich and stop loving the things I used to love like boys and sex and boys ... and more sex. It means I've just added more things to my list. Like for example, I'm still beyond obsessed with giving blow jobs to total strangers in the back seat of a cadillac escalade parked behind a bowling alley. I still love sparklie thongs and shopping for guys at awards shows and old dogs that are only nice to you when you put peanut butter on your clitoris. I still love writing in my sex-journal and wearing really short, skimpy dresses that show off my unshaved hootchie all the time and I love staring at penises with binoculars outside the mens room at the local cracker barrel. And wearing crotchless panties when I go out ... because I never know when I'm getting lucky. But some new things I've fallen in love with -- mismatched everything. Mismatched dates, mismatched colors of condoms, mismatched panties. I love spraying perfumes I used to wear when I was in high school. It brings me back to the days of trying to get laid in the parking lot at school, trying to get noticed by the soccer team, and trying to get them to gang bang me in the locker room after a game, and wishing every minute of every day that one day maybe I'd get a chance to win a Grammy even if it means giving blow jobs to everyone who can help me to achieve it. Or something crazy and out of reach like that. I love doing it in old buildings with the paint chipping off the walls and my dad's stories about when he first met mom and how I was concieved in the laundry mat at the dormitory. I love the freedom of living alone, because now I can bang all the guys I want in private without being criticised for looking like a demented giraffe going thru DTs while John Mayer gives it to me up the Butt. I also love things that make me feel 12 again. Back then naivety was the norm and sodomy was a foreign language, and I just think every once in a while you need whipped cream and a chocolate milkshake with your Fellatio. I love picking up a copy of seventeen or j-14 magazine and closing my eyes and opening it to a random page, then attempting to make it with that particular boy-toy. And then I'll pick up the phone and try my usual line on him .... "Hey, We should HOOK UP" and sometimes I can catch them while they are horney or have just broken up with their girlfriends ... and then it's GO TIME for Swifty! I've loved my fans from the very first day, and I should because they spend their hard earned money buying my dopey CD's just to see which A-List celebrity is giving me the ol' Hump and Dump lately. I know my fans are envious of all the pretty boys I get to have sex with and I love to show this off, because of all the attention it brings me. Even my mom says maybe I should slow down but I cant... I love a variety of peckers and how they all come in different shapes and sizes and make you feel special in so many different ways. And I'll never go a day without giggling about how I've duped so many witless moron parents into thinking I'm displaying a sweet innocent girl-next-door influence on their teenage daughters and they spend their money on my CDs and concert tickets because they think I'm such a good role model... Idiots. For the last two years, I've been writing and recording another addition of my musical sex-romps called Speak Now. I only have the option of writing about things that happen in my life, so thankfully a LOT has happened in my life in the last two years. I have screwed SO MANY guys in writing this cd ... my cooter is sore! But don't think for one minute that it will stop me from writing more songs. I know I don't always do the right thing at the right time or stop whoring around when I should, but I write it all down. I get my guitar and a pen and all of a sudden, I have a chance to say exactly what I meant to say in real life while some guy was spraying his spunk all over my rat face. Some of the things I wrote about are things everyone saw me go through because I love the attention I get. Some of the things I wrote about are things nobody ever knew about. Like the dozens of guys I did who AREN'T famous and theres no way I can let people know about them ... but it sure was fun and added extra incentive to get my creative" juices" flowing. I'm beyond excited for all of you to hear these stories and confessions of sexual debauchary. I think it's important that you know that I will never change when it comes to getting it on every guy I meet. But I'll never stay the same either, there will always be a lot more songs to write .... must be the Nympho thing in me. I'm pretty stoked that you read this whole thing. I commend you for that. This was ridiculously long, and painfully annoyoing .... much like my music and you probably have other stuff you could've done in the last four minutes. So to you, or anyone else who has spent four minutes on me in some way because thats longer than the time it took for old Brokedick Jakey Gyllenhaal to get off in me everytime we did it (but thats another song). Thanks for listening to my music, and watching my videos of all the boys I've been doing…. trust me... there will be plenty of more songs and videos coming up in the future ... because I'm not finished bumping uglies with complete strangers yet. Thank you. I love you like I love big penises and having one up my butt and one in my vagina while I'm giving head to another one... now that's REAL love. --Taylor |
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| | Little Monsters - LadyGaGa > Lady Gaga http://www.facebook.com/pages/Little-Monsters-LadyGaGa/237443709606541 | Jul 11, 1:55 PM |
|  | David Estevan Estrada > Lady Gaga What inspired your look Gaga.. This is probably the most un effective way of contatcing you but hey!! At least I'm not one of those stupid people that just want to sniff you ass all the time... Any way... I just have questions and I will not rely on the fucken mainstream media for answers... So yeah... If you read this (which you probably won't) Get back at me... If you want... No pressure | 1 person likes this. |
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|  | Eddie Kuroneko > Lady Gaga Gaga, it's too hot in NYC. Can you send me something to drink? | 1 person likes this. |
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| | Little Monsters - LadyGaGa > Lady Gaga http://www.facebook.com/pages/Little-Monsters-LadyGaGa/237443709606541 | Jul 11, 1:55 PM |
| | Marc Canyon > Lady Gaga Release release at> http://www.youtube.com/user/populationmusic |  | Erica-Elfriede Marik > Lady Gaga You are the ULTIMATE! |  | 彭亮綺 > Lady Gaga I love you "GaGa" | Jul 11, 1:54 PM |
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|  | Bekah Boo > Lady Gaga i hatee uu | | Axl Greatt' Corro > Lady Gaga http://www.mtvla.com/noticias/las-mejores-canciones-de-2011/ | Jul 11, 1:54 PM |
|  | Thais Fernandes > Lady Gaga hi! I think you know a cute and very talented keep it up! a kiss from me and all fans of Brazil | 1 person likes this. |
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|  | Lady Gaga News > Lady Gaga http://www.facebook.com/News.For.LadyGaga <3 join all fans ! for the latest news about GAGA ! <3  | Lady Gaga News When Lady Gaga was a little girl, she would sing along on her mini plastic tape recorder to Michael Jackson and Cyndi Lauper hits and get twirled in the air in daddy's arms to the sounds of the Rolling Stones and the Beatles. The precocious child would dance around the table at fancy Upper West Side restaurants using the breadsticks as a baton. And, she would innocently greet a new babysitter in nothing but her birthday suit. It's no wonder that little girl from a good Italian New York family, turned into the exhibitionist, multi-talented singer-songwriter with a flair for theatrics that she is today: Lady Gaga. "I was always an entertainer. I was a ham as a little girl and I'm a ham today," says Lady Gaga, 22, who made a name for herself on the Lower East Side club scene with the infectious dance-pop party song "Beautiful Dirty Rich," and wild, theatrical, and often tongue-in-cheek "shock art" performances where Gaga – who designs and makes many of her stage outfits -- would strip down to her hand-crafted hot pants and bikini top, light cans of hairspray on fire, and strike a pose as a disco ball lowered from the ceiling to the orchestral sounds of A Clockwork Orange. "I always loved rock and pop and theater. When I discovered Queen and David Bowie is when it really came together for me and I realized I could do all three," says Gaga, who nicked her name from Queen's song "Radio Ga Ga" and who cites rock star girlfriends, Peggy Bundy, and Donatella Versace as her fashion icons. "I look at those artists as icons in art. It's not just about the music. It's about the performance, the attitude, the look; it's everything. And, that is where I live as an artist and that is what I want to accomplish." That goal might seem lofty, but consider the artist: Gaga is the girl who at age 4 learned piano by ear. By age 13, she had written her first piano ballad. At 14, she played open mike nights at clubs such as New York's the Bitter End by night and was teased for her quirky, eccentric style by her Convent of the Sacred Heart School (the Manhattan private school Nicky and Paris Hilton attended) classmates by day. At age 17, she became was one of 20 kids in the world to get early admission to Tisch School of the Arts at NYU. Signed by her 20th birthday and writing songs for other artists (such as the Pussycat Dolls, and has been asked to write for a series of Interscope artists) before her debut album was even released, Lady Gaga has earned the right to reach for the sky. "My goal as an artist is to funnel a pop record to a world in a very interesting way," says Gaga, who wrote all of her lyrics, all of her melodies, and played most of the synth work on her album, The Fame (Streamline/KonLive/Interscope). "I almost want to trick people into hanging with something that is really cool with a pop song. It's almost like the spoonful of sugar and I'm the medicine." On The Fame, it's as if Gaga took two parts dance-pop, one part electro-pop, and one part rock with a splash of disco and burlesque and generously poured it into the figurative martini glasses of the world in an effort to get everyone drunk with her Fame. "The Fame is about how anyone can feel famous," she explains. "Pop culture is art. It doesn't make you cool to hate pop culture, so I embraced it and you hear it all over The Fame. But, it's a sharable fame. I want to invite you all to the party. I want people to feel a part of this lifestyle." The CD's opener and first single, "Just Dance," gets the dance floor rocking with it's "fun, L.A., celebratory vibe." As for the equally catchy, "Boys Boys Boys," Gaga doesn't mind wearing her influences on her sleeve. "I wanted to write the female version of Motley Crue's 'Girls Girls Girls,' but with my own twist. I wanted to write a pop song that rockers would like." "Beautiful Dirty Rich" sums up her time of self-discovery, living in the Lower East Side and dabbling in drugs and the party scene. "That time, and that song, was just me trying to figure things out," says Gaga. "Once I grabbed the reigns of my artistry, I fell in love with that more than I did with the party life." On first listen, "Paparazzi" might come off as a love song to cameras, and in all honestly, Gaga jokes "on one level it IS about wooing the paparazzi and wanting fame. But, it's not to be taken completely seriously. It's about everyone's obsession with that idea. But, it's also about wanting a guy to love you and the struggle of whether you can have success or love or both." Gaga shows her passion for love songs on such softer tracks as the Queen-influenced "Brown Eyes" and the sweet kiss-off break-up song "Nothing I can Say (eh eh)." "'Brown Eyes' is the most vulnerable song on the album," she explains. "'Eh Eh' is my simple pop song about finding someone new and breaking up with the old boyfriend." For the new tour for this album, fans will be treated to a more polished version of what they saw (and loved) at her critically acclaimed Lollapalooza show in August 2007 and Winter Music Conference performance in March 2008. "This new show is the couture version of my handmade downtown performance of the past few years. It's more fine-tuned, but some of my favorite elements to my past shows – the disco balls, hot pants, sequin, and stilettos – will still be there. Just more fierce and more of a conceptual show with a vision for pop performance art." It's been a while since a new pop artist has made her way in the music industry the old-fashioned/grass roots way by paying her dues with seedy club gigs and self-promotion. This is one rising pop star who hasn't been plucked from a model casting call, born into a famous family, won a reality TV singing contest, or emerged from a teen cable TV sitcom. "I did this the way you are supposed to. I played every club in New York City and I bombed in every club and then killed it in every club and I found myself as an artist. I learned how to survive as an artist, get real, and how to fail and then figure out who I was as singer and performer. And, I worked hard." Gaga adds with a wink in her eye, "And, now, I'm just trying to change the world one sequin at a time." |
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|  | Anthony BayonettaAddict Gonzalez > Lady Gaga Gaga, through your music, you have given me reason to live! I love you! <3 | 1 person likes this. |
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